For insomnia suffer..
AWAS KANKER HATI !!

Para dokter di NATIONAL TAIWAN hospital melakukan penemuan terbaru, penyebab utama kerusakan hati adalah tidur terlalu malam & bangun terlalu siang.

Jangan tidur lewat dr jam 11 malam, krn malam hari pkl. 11 s/d dini hari pkl. 1 adalah proses detox dibagian hati, hrs berlangsung dlm kondisi tidur pulas. Pkl. 1-3 proses detox dibagian empedu dlm kondisi tidur.
Pkl. 3-5 detox bagian paru-paru.
Pkl. 5-7 detox bagian usus besar, sebaiknya buang air…
Pkl. 7-9 penyerapan gizi bagi usus halus, hrs makan pagi.

Begadang & bangun terlalu siang mengacaukan metabolisme tubuh, selain itu dr tengah malam s/d pkl 4 dini hari adalah waktu bagi sumsum tulang belakang utk memproduksi darah.

So,Keep your health guys..
Forward ke org2 yg Lo sayangi PENTING BUAT YG SUKA BEGADANG…

Maybe this is too late .
Maybe this is never good
But…

I just wanted to say

Happy birthday father-in-law
*pret

See ?
This is stupid . But I look forward to those stuff
See ? There again ! Stupid ridiculous and pathetic stuff to say.

Okay . Thx bye

e·piph·a·ny (-pf-n)
n. pl. e·piph·a·nies
1. Epiphany
a. A Christian feast celebrating the manifestation of the divine nature of Jesus to the Gentiles as represented by the Magi.
b. January 6, on which this feast is traditionally observed.
2. A revelatory manifestation of a divine being.
3.
a. A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something.
b. A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization: “I experienced an epiphany, a spiritual flash that would change the way I viewed myself” (Frank Maier).

The epiphany that I want to share you not the first one, I’m not Christian.

What I want to tell you is …. I haven’t experienced it yet . So how to experience it to make me really really realized that I need to think about my future? this where I need you to answer it.

Tell me , comment me, tweet me, post on my wall, call me, anything.
the best answer will get a t-shirt*
this is real

*terms and conditions apply

1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih dari 2x perasaan Anda akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa serasa coklat. Keluarga dirumah bisa nggak diingat.

2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari segi ekonomi maupun mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi lemah, Anda akan diporoti habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. Kursi yang Anda duduki bisa terasa panas bagai bara.

3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan gejala-gejala cinta, segera tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner selingkuh Anda akan berubah jadi “ingus”. Kalau udah nempel ditangan, dikibas-kibas kagak mau lepas… ampuuun.

4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau partner Anda termasuk wajah cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar terus dengan janji Anda yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll.

5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial agreement begitu. Bahwa hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak lebih dan tidak kurang dari itu.

6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, jangan sampai Anda jatuh cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta kalau selingkuh, lebih baik Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi.

7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan “per unit cost”. Kalau Anda tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda dipihak yang “diongkosi”.

8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit dilacak dan lebih mudah dan banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak.

9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga kelemahan partner selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus.

10. Jangan lupa pakai “protection”

*Courtesy om B dari ‘kamu lompat’

http://penerimaan.ui.ac.id/

Sumber : Kompas

INFO Ujian Masuk Universitas (UGM,UI,STAN,SNMPTN,dll)

•UTUL UGM
Tanggal: 27 MARET
Pendaftaran: 3 Jan-15 Maret
Daftar ulang: 9-16 Maret
Biaya pendaftaran: 200rb
Cara pendaftaran: online, dgn sistem multi-payment Bank Mandiri
Web: http://um.ugm.ac.id

•SIMAK UI 2011
Tanggal: 3 JULI
Pendaftaran: 15 Januari-28 Februari
Biaya pendaftaran: dari 200rb
Cara pendaftaran: online
Pengumuman: 24 Juli 2010
Web: http://penerimaan.ui.ac.id/

•SNMPTN diperkirakan bulan Juni. Pendaftaran dari Mei. Harap diingat kalau tahun ini SNMPTN banyak kuotanya jadi patut dicoba.
Web: http://snmptn.ac.id

•USM STAN
Pendaftaran sekitar bulan april-mei, test dilaksanakan bulan juni atau 3-4hari setelah SNMPTN
Biaya pendaftaran : Rp. 150rbu
Test dilaksanakan di berbagai kota besar di Indonesia, patut dicoba karena sekolahnya gratis dan ikatan kerja
Web: http://stan.ac.id

Selain itu udah mulai dibuka pmdk DIII di PTN. Kalau pmdk s1 belum soalnya tunggu pemerintah.

Buat info lbh lanjut follow twitter kayak @kompasdotcom, @simak_ui, @masukitb, @usmstan dll.

Link:
UNJ http://www.unj.ac.id/
IPB http://www.ipb.ac.id/
UNPAD http://www.unpad.ac.id/
ITB http://www.itb.ac.id/
UNDIP http://www.undip.ac.id/
UNS http://www.uns.ac.id/

*source : bbm

The stripe is a fashion staple. It never goes away, it simply lurks, waiting for a chance to leap out and wrap itself around you in a way that could either be incredibly flattering or deeply disturbing. Horizontal stripes can go either way depending on your body type. People with narrow shoulders, small chests or a boyish figure can use the stripes to create the illusion of curves.
Everyone knows that vertical stripes, like pin stripes, are slimming. They’re not just slimming, but they’re also very gravitas conferring. Then horizontal stripes will make you look *gasp* fat!

BUT

Wearing horizontal stripes makes you look thinner, according to new research – contrary to widely held belief that vertical stripes are more flattering to the figure.
The discovery was presented at the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) Festival of Science, held in Liverpool, England.
Optical illusion
While investigating variation in the architectural design of columns in the temples of Paestum, Italy, Peter Thompson, a psychologist from the University of York, came across an illusion whereby the direction of the stripes determines the overall illusion of height and width.
“It is supposed to make the columns look straighter than they actually are. You might expect these columns to be cylindrical but they rarely are,” he said.
After looking into it further, Thompson discovered that this so-called ‘Opel-Kundt’ illusion was described by a German physiologist Hermann von Helmholtz in the mid-19th century. He found that if two identical squares are drawn side-by-side, one with horizontal stripes, the other with vertical stripes, then the square with the horizontal stripes looked taller and narrower than the other with vertical stripes.
“I found that this relates to clothing too,” said Thompson. “In HelmHoltz’s Handbook of Physiological Optics he noted that ladies’ frocks with cross stripes on them make the figure look taller, so this idea has been around for a while.”
Black is best
To test whether the illusion held true today, Thompson showed drawings of two women, side by side, to 20 individuals. One woman wore a dress with horizontal stripes and the other in a dress with vertical stripes.
After around 200 repetitions over which the body size of either woman was varied, he concluded that the horizontal stripes made the figure look taller and narrower.
Thompson found that guidebooks to temples and ancient architecture often refer to the principle of ‘entasis’ or the architectural trick of making a column bulge in the middle to accommodate for a wasting effect .
Despite his investigations, he concluded that wearing black is still best for flattering the figure and ideally, “black with a few horizontal stripes.”

If you still didn’t feel comfortable to wear it (like me) here are something that should help you >>>

Rule 1- Go vertical
You have two fundamental options to consider when choosing between the kinds of stripes to wear: horizontal or vertical. With few exceptions, horizontal stripes are the more stylish choice. Unless you want to look like a Sesame Street character, Waldo or a jailbird, horizontal stripes can be difficult. Vertical stripes, on the other hand, do not carry many negative connotations, unless you are a Red Sox fan — in which case you’d likely avoid pinstripes.

Vertical stripes make you look taller, which can be great if you’re vertically challenged, but might make you look like Lurch if you’re already tall. Wearing horizontal stripes also comes with the unfortunate side effect of making overweight people look even more overweight. It’s an optical illusion of sorts, but perception is what sticks. So anyone with a few extra pounds should be extra wary of horizontal stripes.

If you are intent on wearing horizontal stripes, I would suggest a sweater with one or two horizontal stripes over a solid background. You could also try a sweater in which the stripes have varying weight, such as Dolce & Gabbana’s brown striped cotton cardigan. Such tasteful sweaters can be worn to casual venues.
Rule 2- Keep it thin
From this point forward, vertical stripes will be the focus, since there are exceedingly few situations when horizontal stripes will be your best bet.

You must determine the weight of the stripes you want. As a general guideline, keep them relatively thin. Whether horizontal or vertical, wide stripes are not stylish. Instead, I suggest sticking to stripes less than an inch in width. Again, varying weight is preferable, as in Versa’s charcoal striped dress shirt.

Rule 3- Beware of complementary colors
With direction and weight under control, you should next consider color. There are no particular colors that all guys should avoid. Your own personal style will dictate which colors should work for you. Certain color combinations, however, should be avoided. In particular, beware of complementary colors. These are colors opposite one another on the color wheel, such as red/green, yellow/purple and blue/orange. Contrasting colors will generally seem loud and often aesthetically painful when on top of one another.

Rule 4- Consider pants with pinstripes
Pinstripe pants have become increasingly popular. They are rather versatile and can be worn anywhere from business meetings to bar hopping. When wearing pinstripe pants out on the town, you might consider pairing them with a solid shirt and a sports coat. This ensemble provides a trendy, sophisticated look.

Rule 5- Don’t wear clown socks
This rule is very simple: Do not wear socks with wide horizontal stripes unless you happen to make a living as a circus clown. Doing so could result in that candy cane look when your socks are showing. If you must wear socks with stripes, stick to a thin gauge with very subtle color contrasts, such as brown and khaki.

Rule 6- Find a nice pinstripe suit
Nothing looks better than a nice pinstripe suit by a good designer like Calvin Klein, Valentino or Hugo Boss. The stripes in all well-made suits will connect at the seams. Try wearing a solid shirt with such a suit, matching the color of the stripe, and a mild-patterned tie that brings it all together. Valentin’s pinstripe wool, three-button suit is a great example of the perfect pinstripe suit.

Rule 7- Mix stripes very carefully
Those with old school views on fashion vehemently oppose wearing two articles of clothing with stripes. For example, they would condemn the practice of wearing a pinstripe suit with a striped shirt. In today’s fashion climate, however, such outdated rules do not apply. Still, this doesn’t mean that anything goes — make sure that the two articles of clothing have stripes of different weight.

stripe it up
If you follow these seven basic rules, you can wear stripes with confidence. Of course, these rules will also make you conscious of the common mistakes that many guys make when wearing stripes. Just try not to be too judgmental of a guy wearing those candy cane socks — maybe they were a gift from his blind mother.

it is actually from askmen.com but I think it’s okay to follow these rules also

and i have another stuff too >>>

Three things that will lessen the widening effect of horizontal stripes:
1. Thin Horizontal Stripes: The widening effect is a lot less pronounced with thin, widely spaced stripes than it would be for thicker stripes.
2. Stripes with Low Contrast: Horizontal stripes are less likely to widen your figure if they’re in colors without a lot of contrast. Instead of high-contrast black and white stripes, for instance, try lower-contrast grey and white stripes.
3. Strategic Stripe Placement: If you can find a shirt that has horizontal stripes on your torso – but not on your shoulder, this can also work for your figure.

Fit Is Everything

Not too tight! A tight top with horizontal bands can give the wearer the appearance of being a delicatessen sausage. If you must walk the frail tight rope that is the horizontal stripe, be sure to check your safety equipment thoroughly before you set out.

A slightly baggy horizontal stripe is far less damaging than a tight horizontal stripe because the bagginess introduces a waviness to the stripe that dilutes its visual fattening power. If you must wear horizontal stripes, make sure you leave plenty of room between them and the lines of your body.

Choose Colors Wisely

Not too bright! Beige and brown is fine. Gray and blue is also fine. Pink and red will make you look like you escaped from a candy factory. Black and white will make you look like an escaped convict, which will add a edge of danger and mystery to your appearance and make you entirely alluring to bad boy types who’ll steal your favorite tea spoons and never you back.

SO DON’T BE AFRAID, LIT UP THE CONFIDENCE WITH WEARING IT RIGHT !

source : google.com, tumblr.com

150 gr margarine/ margarin

150 gr sugar/gula kastor

175 gr flour/terigu

1 tsp/sdt baking powder/bubuk

3 eggs/ telur

1 tsp/sdt vanila essence /essens vanili

How to/ Cara membuat :

Heat the oven and prepare the cups/Panaskan oven, siapkan cetakan beri kertas cup.

Put everything to mixing bowl /Masukkan semua bahan itu ke dalam mikser

Mix it with mixer with medium speed for about 5 minutes /Kocok dengan kecepatan sedangselama 5 menit

Then put the mixture to the cups /Setelah itu masukkan ke cetakan kertas cup. 

Bake in 180 Celcius degrees for 18-20 minutes/ Panggang dengan suhu 180 derajat selama 18-20 menit.

Decorate it with Buttercream or Fondant. / Hiasi dengan krim mentega atau fondan.

BUTTERCREAM RECIPE/ RESEP KRIM MENTEGA

Ingredients/ Bahan:

250 gr butter / mentega putih

1/2 can of gooey milk(?) / susu kental manis

Vanila/ Vanili

Rum/ rum(optional)

Food coloring / pewarna makanan (optional)

Orange zest (optional)
How to/cara membuat :
Mix all ingredients in mixer for 15 minutes / campur semua bahan dalam mikser selama 15 menit.

FONDANT RECIPE / RESEP FONDAN
Ingredients/ bahan:

Sugar/gula halus 425 gr

Maizena/tepung maizena 75gr

gelatine/gelatin 10gr

Water/ air 70ml

Shortening (I don’t know where or in what step to use it?)

How to/ cara:
Mix gelatine and water, soak for 10 minutes/campur gelatin dan air,diamkan 10 menit

Boil it on low heat /rebus gelatin di atas api kecil hingga mendidih

Mix maizena and sugar /campur maizena dan gula halus,aduk rata

Add gelatin and knead it /tambahkan gelatin,uleni hingga kalis

Ready to use /siap digunakan.

Source: google.com, magazine.

homemade cupcakes

Today I woke up at (approx.) 2.30 AM . Thanks to my mom’s yelling and my conscience . I ate something which I forgot cuz it was blurry and half-concious . I only used like three or five minutes to finish it all. Then I fell asleep but before that I set the alarm to 3.50 AM so that I have enough time before imsyak or dawn to drink a LOT of water, cuz I easily thirsty. I concious (semi) and realized that I woke at 4.21 AM which was the time of the dawn *dun duuun!* . I was panic cuz I felt thirsty and afraid that I couldn’t make it through sunset. But I managed to take a glass of water. And of course , go back to sleep.
I woke up (again) like at 9 or 10 AM and spent the time by texting and twittering and messaging and browsing through my mighty blackberry. I did that all day till I had weird thoughts to work out so I can loose weight (fat) fast. So I took my mom’s cardio aerobic CD thingy, play it and work my sweat/fat/weight off !! YEAH.
That afternoon was tough and rough! But I didn’t feel thirsty, yeah, I felt hunger. My tummy was crawling and begging for something to go in there . Then the noon. My uncle ping me on BBM and asked me if I want to join dinner with him and my cousins(sss) [and my cousin in law ]. Then I said okay and asked if they could pick me up at home and they said OKAY ! So I waited so long, my mom had already got home and furiously mad to my maid because she didn’t do something that she should had done and that madness contagious to me which made me very bad mood but I didn’t feel it yet. Theeeen I went to my cousins’ with motorcycle, alone, without license because they couldn’t pick me up with the reason “the vehicle did not fit the person”. Well because the opportunity that I had, I use it to return comics and movie cds. And when I got back to my cousins’, they ditch me . THEY DITCH ME ! DITCH ME! My uncle told me to come over anyway but I would not go alone like “are you insane! I look like a stray dog who didn’t know where to go you dumb a**” ! So I got back home and had dinner there. My mom was the one who cook, it taste awful, but I lied and eat it anyway (well, I’m hungry !!) I think I insult my uncle by turn down his invitation in a sudden like that, but what do you want me to do ? Go to that restaurant from my comfy-food-full house ?! Huh?!
Kay. I won’t talk about that anymore.
What I want to talk about is what happened after that.
We (mom & I) watched America’s Next Top Model then after it finished, I watched another channel which was tacky house ( in this he turn tacky house with no sense of color to less tacky house with sense of color and good arrangement) then NCIS : Cloak. In the middle of activity, my mom asked(must) me to buy squash for tomorrow’s sahur (she intended to make the same sour fish thingy that we ate on dinner lately) , I didn’t want to or refused (or fucjked up). So she began to furiously mad at me and threw some threats . Me, who was (is) superwasomely stubborn,still said no. Then she became more furious and gone by herself to buy that squashes. I was in silence while watching NCIS. And suddenly my dad came close to me and told me to surrender to my mom’s ego which is smaller than mine but my conscience still could hold it and hers couldn’t ! And. I said NO, sometimes kids got to stands up on what they holding! Even there are consequences that we get, and not rarely, that consequences were bothering, annoying, and sucks.

That what makes my first day of ramadan such a big bad impression to me-self. !!!!!

I’m sorry.
Astaghfirullah.
Wassalamu’alaikum

Sincerely,

Bad a** Gatri